Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!

I simply cannot this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

Maybe I should change my luck
It must just be my imagination
This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of rabbits came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.

I can't even
No joke
I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I check here attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

Perhaps try a different approach?